Pit Wall
Three tracks, nine racers, one very old joke about a buy button. Every faction drives differently: Pipedog corners, MowCat only goes straight, TENDIES cannot be pushed off its line.
Paddock pass
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MODE
RACER
TRACK
MODE
Pick a racer and a track, then hit lights out.
ARROWS or WASD to steer · SPACE to drift · R to restart · M to mute · gamepad and touch supported · time trial races your personal-best ghost
On the track
- Green candles are boost pads. Red candles cost you speed. Both come from MowCat's own lore, which is a chart joke that got out of hand.
- The Buy Button gate greys out on a timer and slabs across the racing line. You steer around it, the way everyone did in January 2021.
- A vanishing token appears, then puffs away and returns to sender. It is worth almost nothing, which is the joke.